Vending machines are usually simple: you put in money, you get a snack. But one mysterious machine in Seattle has developed a mind of its own and it’s giving people what they’re *thinking* about, not what they ordered.
One worker pressed for peanuts but received a perfectly ripe avocado—the very thing he’d realized he forgot for his salad. Another received rare local candy after just mentioning it in the breakroom. If you want a snack that’s actually what you asked for, this healthy snack variety pack is a safer bet.
HOWE WEIRD REACTION
Howe Weird here… and this machine is officially more observant than my last three roommates. It’s like ‘The Matrix’ but for Cheetos. I don’t know if I should be impressed or terrified that a box of coils knows my deepest cravings. If I walk past it and it drops a winning lottery ticket, I’m moving into the office permanently. Even Howe Weird couldn’t make this up.
Facebook Caption: Howe Weird here… A vending machine in Seattle is reading minds. Finally, a machine that knows I actually want the granola bar, even if I pressed for the chocolate. 🧠🥨