If you’re walking through a park in Oregon, keep a firm grip on your Ray-Bans. There’s a fluffy-tailed bandit on the loose, and he’s not looking for acorns—he’s looking to upgrade his accessory game.
Witnesses report a local resident has apparently trained his pet squirrel to ‘mug’ tourists for their sunglasses. The squirrel, known as ‘Lefty,’ has successfully snatched over 20 pairs of high-end shades in the last month. Police were called after a group of tourists were left squinting in the sun while Lefty retreated to a high branch with their aviators. If you want to keep your own shades secure, check out these high-quality polarized sunglasses.
HOWE WEIRD REACTION
Howe Weird here… I can’t even get my dog to sit, and this guy has a squirrel running a sophisticated street-level heist. It’s like a Guy Ritchie movie but with more fur and fewer cockney accents. I’m just picturing the squirrel’s nest—it’s probably the most stylish hollowed-out oak tree in the Pacific Northwest, decorated with stolen polarized lenses. Honestly, I’m just impressed the guy found a tiny enough leather jacket for him. Even Howe Weird couldn’t make this up.