Howdy, friends, Howe Weird here, and Comedy Week has brought us a road in Devon, England, where a man and an escaped emu briefly turned traffic delay into a wrestling program. Pip asked who won. I told him the headline already answered that: the emu. According to UPI, driver James Barker was traveling on the

Howdy, neighbors, Howe Weird here, and Comedy Week has delivered a public safety notice that sounds like it was written by somebody who had already been stared down by a sheep with shoulders. Pip read the headline and immediately moved behind my coffee cup. According to UPI, officials in Trotwood, Ohio, warned residents to keep

Howdy, good folks, Howe Weird here, and Comedy Week is reminding us that age is just a number, especially if that number is backed by a headset, a livestream, and the reflexes to survive a video game lobby. Pip says he still struggles with the space bar, but he supports senior dominance. According to UPI,

Howdy, good folks, Howe Weird here, and welcome to Comedy Week, where the truth is doing its own stand-up routine. Pip has just informed me that if anyone is selling pre-tangled USB cords, he has been running a warehouse under my desk for years. According to UPI, a former 7-Eleven in Seattle has been turned

Howdy, neighbors, Howe Weird here, and I want you to imagine stepping outside with your coffee only to see a tank rolling down the street like the neighborhood watch got a military budget. Pip has asked whether homeowners associations usually have artillery. I told him I surely hope not. According to UPI, police were called

Howdy, good folks, Howe Weird here, and Comedy Week continues with an emu that looked at a quiet Japanese neighborhood and thought, “This place could use a chase scene.” Pip says birds that cannot fly should not be that committed to escape plans, but here we are. According to UPI, police in Moriyama City, Japan,

Good day, neighbors, Howe Weird here, and Pip has just asked whether nature preserves come with surprise alligator settings. I told him they generally do not, which is exactly why today’s Long Island story made the odd-news shelf. According to UPI, animal rescuers responded to the Holtsville Ecology Center on New York’s Long Island after

Good day, neighbors, Howe Weird here, and Pip is staring at the calendar like it owes him an explanation. That is because today’s story involves a family birthday coincidence so neat it sounds like somebody organized it with a ruler and a cake knife. According to UPI, an Iowa family has been recognized by Guinness

Howdy, good folks, Howe Weird here, and Pip is currently trying to make a Vulcan salute with eight legs and one tiny top hat in the way. I do not have the heart to tell him he may be overqualified. According to UPI, sci-fi fans gathered at London’s Science Museum and broke a Guinness World

Howdy, good folks, Howe Weird here, and Pip has started inspecting every picture frame in my hallway like we might be one dusty signature away from retirement. I admire the optimism, but today’s treasure tale sets a mighty high bar. According to UPI, a painting bought for just $30 at a Michigan estate sale is