Howdy, neighbors, Howe Weird here, and Pip has been pacing in a straight line to prove he would never get wedged between two walls. I admire his confidence, but spiders have the unfair advantage of being mostly legs and ambition. According to CBS Pittsburgh, Animal Care and Control officers in Pittsburgh handled an unusual situation

Howdy, good people, Howe Weird here, and Pip has been practicing his train conductor voice ever since I told him today’s story involves a moose on the tracks. Unfortunately, his whistle sounds like a sneeze in a thimble, but his enthusiasm is mighty. According to UPI, commuters in Warsaw, Poland, had an unusual delay when

Good day, neighbors, Howe Weird here, and Pip is studying a picture of an emu with the grave seriousness of a spider who just realized some birds come built like feathered question marks. I told him not to worry. Today’s emu had neighbors on its side. According to UPI, residents in Gilbert, Arizona, came together

Good mornin’, neighbors, Howe Weird here, and Pip is currently staring at my bookshelf like he suspects one of my old almanacs may be wanted by the authorities. I told him to relax. Compared with today’s tale, my reading habits are practically punctual. According to UPI, the Concord Public Library in New Hampshire recently had

Well howdy there, friends, Howe Weird here, coming at ya from the heart of East Tennessee where the trucks run big and the stories run weirder. Out in the quiet industrial stretches of San Bernardino County, where freight trucks rumble through the desert haze like mechanical beetles, there stands a drab concrete box beside the

Well now, how’s everybody doing out there today? Hope you’re having a quiet night at home, because after this one from Chicago, you might be looking up at your ceiling a little different. A young couple moved into their place and pretty quick started hearing it. Scratching in the walls. A shuffle above the bedroom.

Howdy, good folks, Howe Weird here, and Pip has just announced that if he ever loses a hat in Yellowstone, he expects a full search party, a brass band, and at least one apology from the wind. I told him park workers already have enough headwear to worry about. According to UPI, Yellowstone National Park

Howdy, friends, Howe Weird here, and Pip has already decided that any animal named Rambo deserves respect, room to maneuver, and possibly its own theme music. After hearing today’s story, I am inclined to agree with the little eight-legged judge. In Somerset, England, a 100-kilogram ram named Rambo found himself firmly wedged inside a concrete

Well howdy, friends, Howe Weird here, and Pip has tucked his little top hat down tight because today’s tale comes from the side of a busy Florida highway, where one very small kitten managed to turn a dangerous roadside moment into a brand-new beginning. According to UPI, the Hillsborough County Sheriff’s Office said a deputy

Good afternoon, everybody, Howe Weird here, and Pip has put on his top hat like he is expecting somebody to hand him a giant check. Today’s story comes out of Germantown, Maryland, where one grandmother managed to do something most folks would count lucky once in a lifetime. She hit a $50,000 lottery prize for